“Ladies and gents, the weekend“ – James Bond

Only 7 football games left until like august. Yuck. The fact that we made it this far into the season tho is a little bit of a miracle. So celebrate that miracle today. Get outta bed. Put on some Louis the Child. Eat some breakfast (donuts if you a real one) and drink some juice, possibly a mimosa hmmm hmmm? You deserve it. All you did this week was nothing so why not reward yourself? Let the day get rolling a little bit and start making your way to the bar. As you’re about to roll out give yourself some walkout music, let’s go with New Salvation by the Dirty Guvs today. Start off the afternoon with some college basketball and maybe idk like 2 beers. 3 beers you say? That works too. Oh would you look at that it’s 4 o’clock. The game starts in 35 minutes. How are we making money today????

RAMS +6.5 vs GREEN BAY 4:35 PM ET

Uh oh. We got a super dog here. The Rams are my super bowl pick feel like I should disclose that. I get it that Rodgers is the MVP this year (rlly should be Derrick Henry or Josh Allen ngl) but the Rams defense is just insane. You literally cannot throw the ball at Jalen Ramsay. Devonta Adams will have under 5 catches this game. You also can’t run the ball that effectively because their line is incredible. The one area the packers are going to have to take advantage of the Rams in is their linebackers. If they can get big Bobby Tonyan on some of those LA backers they’ll find a fair amount of success. But not enough in my opinion to beat this 6.5. Sprinkle some money line too. LFG Rams.

You already know what’s going on in this next pick. I feel like I don’t even have to give it out.

BILLS -2.5 VS RAVENS

NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS. BILLS BY 2.5. BILLS BY TEN. BILLS BY TWENTY. DOESN’T MATTER. BLOWOUT. BURIAL. Forreal the bills are just way better than the ravens. The black birds have a great secondary but the bills have literally the best receiver in the NFL. A top 3 QB in the NFL. A great OLine and a decent run game. Also I believe in Brian Daboll. No reason to ever bet against the man. Roll Tide Daboll. Let’s go.

I’ll do the other two games tomorrow. Have a great Saturday everyone. Spaghetti and meatballs, let’s get funky.