Hello, I am John from Mississippi and I have a sports gambling problem. The problem is I win too much fucking money to even keep up with so I decided I would share some with you guys. I am new to this blog but I know what it is about so I’ll keep the intro short: I have been sports betting for over four years now and have actually been fairly successful so I joined the blog to give out some NFL, NBA, and NHL winners. I know a debut does not matter unless it is great so here are your winners:
Arizona (-3) vs. Carolina: Arizona -3
Kyler Murray has been the most exciting player in football to watch with his ever growing helmet size and speed. The Panthers defense has been very spotty this year and has allowed the most rushing touchdowns in the league. Kenyan Drake will have an absolute field day.
New Orleans (-3) vs. Detroit: New Orleans -3
The Lions suck and Matt Patricia has somehow gained like 80 pounds after he realized how bad his team was. Who Dat.
Seattle (-5.5) vs. Miami: Seattle -5.5
I mean this is easy.
Buffalo (-3.5) vs Las Vegas: Las Vegas +3.5
As much as I love Josh Allen, this game is in Vegas and DA Raaaaiiiddddaaasss have looked very strong thus far with Joshua Jacobs carrying them on his back. The Bills are very strong this year averaging 27 ppg but are absolutely horrible at covering the spread in away games going 0-5 in their last 5. Bills win but it will be closer than expected.
Jacksonville vs. The Bungles u49
82% of the bets on this game are on the over. Fuck em, let’s take the under with these two trash bags of teams.