After a lackluster performance from myself yesterday we are poised for a massive comeback today. Got some great week 1 games and a balanced viewing slate too. Can’t beat it. Gonna be a great day. Can’t wait to watch Mac and Tua dueling it out.
THE DANNY RIC PARLAY
In honor of the Aussie winning in Monza today I’d be ashamed of myself to not put this bet out there. Be warned this one is not for the faint of heart.
Under 45 in WFT vs LAC
Under 49 in SEA vs INDY
Under 46.5 in LAR vs CHI
Now the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The first Caesar Salad Teaser of the sizbo. Hope you got your Sunday Ticket ready to roll.
BUFFALO PK vs STILLERS
Guess who’s back. Back again. Josh is back. Tell a friend. Cannot imagine ever not betting on Buffalo. This also has got to be Roethlisberger’s last year. Mans just can’t do it anymore. Circle the wagons.
CAROLINA +3 vs JETS
Sam Darnold revenge game. I think the panthers will be very good this year forreal. Matt Rhule and Joe Brady gonna have this offense hummin. Calling it now Panthers make the playoffs as a wild card.
JACKSONVILLE +3.5 vs HOUSTON
Let’s see what Sunshine can do. Even with him being a rookie I’ll take him over Tyrod Taylor who’s done nothing but lose to rookies the past two years. This game gonna be terrible.
TITANS +3.5 vs ARIZONA
I’m still just not sold on Kyler Murray. Everyone’s saying the cardinals are gonna be better this year than they were last year and I just don’t get it. They added a finished JJ Watt and I don’t really know what else. Meanwhile the Titans are the Titans. They had a great offense last year and swapped Corey Davis for Julio so that’s quite the upgrade. They also replaced literally their whole defense. Titans gonna be a problem.
CLEVELAND VS KC OVER 48
Imagine not taking this. Could not be me.
MIAMI VS NEW ENGLAND OVER 37
Yessir! Gotta root on Mac and Tua. This is the ultimate “I just hope my guys have fun” bet. Just want to see some good old fashioned point scoring.
Let’s stave the scaries off a little longer. Spaghetti and Meatballs. Roll Tide. Let’s get funky. Lick the stamp and send it.