In the words of future Colts starting QB, Sam Ehlinger…”WEEEEEE’RE BAAAAAAAAAAAYUCK”. Last season seems so long ago I can’t really remember who won the natty. Would hate for everyone to remind me who did all day today. Would really be terrible. Happy football everyone. Push Push.
Mike Locks(ley)’s of the day
UGA +3 & +130 ML
I got an inside source telling me Clemson’s DL has tha coronavirus and that Justyn Ross broke his foot. Can any of you tell me another WR that Clemson has or a position that Clemson is more consistently good at than DL? I can’t think of anything. I think Kirby finally wins a game that has literally any meaning behind it today. Clemson drops an early one but once they get DJ Oogalalaylay up to speed they still gonna be a problem. Also bc UNC is Trash City, USA so Clemson has really already won the ACC
ULL +9 vs Texas
We will be taking the Ragin Cajun’s today at 9. I expect Sark to be slow getting out of the gate to start this season. Louisiana Lafayette is also a great team. They’ll score a lot of points today and we’ll get a great game with ULL keeping it close. Might be a little sweaty, but I’m confident with this pick.
Bama -10.5 1H vs Miami
If you didn’t know i was going to pick this then you literally don’t know Jack. I’m not explaining this one. Thanks
Caesar Salad Teaser
LSU +4 vs UCLA
UCLA beat the snot out of a bad Hawaii team last week and now we sitting here with everyone saying UCLA and Chip Kelly got it going today. Wrong. Ehhhhhhh. Sorry. They still not up to snuff with the big boys. LSU with a big bounce back year. They’ll be a lot better than they were last year and I like them a lot vs UCLA. Also -2.5 in college is basically just taking a team ML to win but you get better odds.
Wisconsin +1
Just gotta take em to win. On Wisconsin. Go Badgers. Mark Titus will be in the building so he’ll get our guys some luck. Also I don’t like James Franklin. How are those for analytics
LA Tech vs Miss St Over 46
If last season was an indication of anything it’s that Mike Leach can still catch lightning in a bottle. I can see them molly whopping LA Tech. They’ll score in the 40’s on their own and I think LA Tech will give us a few points as well.
Stanford vs Kansas State Under 59.5
I mean do you want to pick an over in this game. Whenever I think of these programs in the past 5 years I think of vacuum’s because they suck. We’re taking the Danny Ricciardo Down Under bet here.