Merry Christmas and a Happy Honda Days to all who celebrate! I hope you were lucky enough to wake up with a brand new Honda Civic in your driveway. For all who like me were disappointed when the Hawaii Bowl got cancelled yesterday, we made it. Today marks a day where we once again have sports. And we have lots of sports today. So go ahead and put on your snowshoes and flannel pants, take a shower, put on your snowshoes and flannel pants (maybe not here thought Bc it’s like 70 the grease in Alabama) get some Mariah Carey bumping, and hook up the IV to the eggnog bag. Be prepared to dodge any questions about why you’re so into the Cramton Bowl. Maybe a little “all I want for Christmas is to see these young men live out there hopes and dreams” or even better “I’m only watching this game to see the beautiful skyline of Montgomery, Alabama. Once they show it I’ll turn it off”. Merry Christmas
STOCKING STUFFERS
CLEVELAND BROWNS +7 (1u)
I have no idea who’s playing in this game. Is Baker back? I don’t know. Should I look it up? Look I give out picks I don’t do research I’m sorry. Browns keep it close.
ARIZONA CARDINALS +2 (2u)
This a blowout waiting to happen. What’s going to happen when an underachieving team and an overachieving team meet? This game gonna happen. Cardinals gonna win handily here. They stopped Derrick Henry week 1 and they’re gonna stop Johnathon Taylor on Jesus bday.
BALL STATE +6
You have to bet on this game. If you’re not watching the Cramton Bowl today I’m sorry but please don’t contact me again. We finally get some college football today and it’s going to be wonderful. If this bet loses remember that they’re just kids and it’s Christmas so be nice.
THE PEPPERMINT PARLAY
This is one of my favorite bets to make every year. NBA on Christmas is a staple. The season really doesn’t start until today so you gotta bet unders too fyi. Takes them a little to get in the swing of things. I am big sad tho that Kevin Durant tested positive for OmiOmi yesterday. Man’s can’t stop having coco. Luka also out sick that stinks. BronBron is back so that’s neat. Trae Young out. That’s trash. Stg if Kris Middleton turns into a flamethrower today I’m gonna be furious. All my homies hate Kris Middleton. Suns vs Dubs should be sick. Think both teams got all they dudes so that’s nice. Gonna be a great day *cue the jingle bells commercial*
HAWKS KNICKS UNDER 206.5
This game might be terrible. Very tough but I will be wearing my hawks jersey. First game of the day always goes under.
BOSTON +7 vs MILWAUKEE
Boston underrated and Giannis gotta shake some rust off here.
PHOENIX -6 VS GSW
Phoenix still so good. Booker, CP, and Ayton have a big day
LAKERS -1.5 VS BKLYN
Bron byke but KD out. Tough scene. Lakers win.
UTAH -13.5 VS DALLAS
Luka out :/