We made it to the end of the season. Not gonna tell you to not cry because it’s over because this highkey sucks the season is almost over. At least we have tonight though. Get your mind right. This is the most public event of the year and we gonna clean up. Have some fun with the props and have some great food tonight, maybe a couple keystone lights if you feeling bad. Time to win some bets babay. Let’s get funky.

First off: Good luck to Jordan Spieth

Not soup bowl related but would love to see this man win this bad boy. If it’s not Speith then let it be JT. But Spieth primarily. Get the trashcan trophy and put the focus on a green jacket.

Prop 1: Heads fosho

All my homies hate tails. FOH with tails never fails. There’s like a 51% chance it goes heads vs tails every single time because the tails side of the coin weighs more and drags that side down.

Prop 2: Gatorade will be red

Both teams got some red in their pallette. The odds are pretty solid for it (+275) just sprinkle a little bit on it. Whatever the minimum you can put down

Prop 3: Total sacks over 3.5 (-190)

This bet is a lock. Both teams have excellent pass rushes and will easily get home over 3.5 times between the two of them.

Prop 4: Tom Brady first pass incompletion

The old man throws a duck to start it off. (+140) (not gonna lie I was drunkenly talked into this one Friday night. Swag)

TAMPA BAY VS KANSAS CITY (-3)

Yep. I like the chiefs. Seems like the whole world is on the Bucs and it’s tough to bet against the GOAT. But it’s tougher for me to bet against Mahomes. -3 is a gift as I think the Chiefs are forreal better at every position. The only advantage I think the Bucs have is their linebacker core and that doesn’t really matter in this game in my opinion. I’ll take the best player in the world and his squad today. Have a great time watching everybody.