THE AWAKENING: ROUND OF 32 PICKS

Published by Dr. Carv
March 19, 2022
Dr Carv exiting cryosleep armed with unlimited CBB knowledge

I was absent for the round of 64 and that’s on me. I had to make some offline plays, get back in the groove a little bit. Also do my actual job that I get paid for. The past two days I’ve done nothing but absorb basketball. I know everything there is to know about this tournament now. I say all this to tell you that dammit, I’M BACK. MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN OF MR VERDE I’M AWAKE. SLAP A 45 ON MY JERSEY AND LETS RIDE

KANSAS -12 VS CREIGHTON

So mad at creighton for taking out SDSU first round. They suck but they were smart enough to figure out that if you wanna win in March you gotta make shots. Tough scene for the Aztecs who couldn’t figure that out. Good think is that Kansas doesn’t really play around. They covered 21.5 in the first round and yes that was against Texas Southern but that’s still a ton of points. Bill Self > Greg McDermott. You bet on coaches and numbies not the teams friends.

The Danny Ric Down Under of the Day

PROVIDENCE RICHMOND UNDER 134

Happy quali day to all who celebrate

Providence is an under machine. The only thing to worry ab here is the game going to OT so maybe even toss on a overtime hedge bet at like +2500 or sumn. If we don’t go to OT we cruise under. This game could wind up at like 117 on the total. Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

MURRAY STATE -8.5 VS SAINT PETER

He went there it plays

Murray State coming off of a 92 point performance against the Dons of San Francisco is GOOD for us. People gon be talmbout St Peters is this years Cinderella. They gonna get a lot of public love. We’re gonna be like Snoop and fade. (also based on shot quality St. Peter’s beats Kentucky only 2% of the time if you play that game 100 times. They cannot replicate that. This game is a burial)

DOLPHLAND +10 VS GONZAGA

Do it for Dolph

Memphis is either going to have a lead or be down by 30 ten minutes into this game. I’d like to imagine Memphis actually tries this game just like how they tried in the first round. If Penny can get his guys focused I think they can just annoy the bejesus out of this very technical Gonzaga team. Force them into some uncharacteristic mistakes and get out and run in transition a lot off of those. This could be a sneaky great game. Also I’m not betting on a mf named Chet.