We’ve kinda gotten to the worst part of the season. I guess this is similar to your regular times week 11. Nobody really has a good game today but also you have to watch them all because the end is nigh. The Caesar salad is back this weekend after a forced hiatus (literally forced, for some reason WordPress says my site has encountered a “critical error” whenever I try and do something so let’s hope this actually posts) and it is guaranteed to win. If it loses I vow to each and every one of you to continue living my life exactly like I do already. Let’s get this mon mon.
MISS ST (+12.5) VS ARBARN (7:30 ET)
Aubrin is so so so poopoo. I think I’ve bet against them every week and I think I’ve won every week. They seriously suck so bad it’s so great. I think the wrong team is favored in this game and a 6.5 point spread is small enough to really make me feel that. Tease it up to 12.5 and let’s all root on the bulldogs today.
LOUISVILLE VS WAKE (UNDER 68) (Noon ET)
This is a two point spread but the team totals are both set at 31.5. Something feels a little off on that. This game should be close all the way through but keep an eye out for a couple turnovers deep into enemy territory and this should go under 68 by a mile.
TROY +19.5 VS COASTAL CAROLINA (3 ET)
This game not being on the surf turf is huge. Obviously Coastal is an above average football team and it was great watching them take it to the Fighting Mitt Romney’s last weekend. They’re the better team and will win this game. BUT they will not cover. Like I said they’re an above average team, not a great team. Troy getting 19.5 points at home against a team in an obvious let down spot, seriously last weekend was coastal’s Super Bowl, is just too good a bet to turn down. So let’s all band together and root for the school in the herpes capital of Alabama. Go Trojans
OKLAHOMA STATE (+.5) vs BAYLOR (3:30 ET)
I just really like this Oklahoma State team. They have a great defense and the typical Oklahoma State offense. All they have to do for this teaser is just win this game. They’re a better team than Baylor by far and they should show that today. If this game was in Stillwater instead of Waco they would be 10 point favorites or higher. Thankfully the home field advantage factor isn’t really anything to consider for this game. Ok State wins this by 10+.
ARKANSAS VS ALABAMA UNDER 74.5 (Noon ET)
This is the first time I’ve been on the under side of an Alabama game in a long long time. Only doing it because I’m so confident in it. Alabama doesn’t really have any hate for Arkansas. There’s no revenge factor here. Too close to the SEC game to keep guys on the field too long and risk unnecessary injury. Mac, Devonta, and Najee will all get their touchdowns and this thing will be over. Looking at like a 52-10 type deal here today.
VANDY (+21) VS TENNESSEE (3 ET)
I mean good lord this game stinks hahaha. Two unbelievably incompetent teams. BUT Vandy does have an SEC player of the week on their team and Tennessee does not. Don’t understand how a team with that talent could be a 21 point dog. Serious question, can Tennessee even score 21 points? Like even if Vandy gets shut out does Tennessee have the firepower to score 3 touchdowns? Or 7 field goals? I say no and the Dores cruise here. Anchor down. Diversity!
Bonus picks:
Georgia -14 vs Mizzou
Michigan State +15 vs Penn State
Let’s get funky. Spaghetti and Meatballs. Roll Tide.