This weekend is a tease. There should be at least one marquee matchup in week zero but alas we have Florida State vs Duquesne (pronounced duke-es-knee). Idc tho. I don’t think anyone cares. America needs college football. Not to get political but I think the first step in stopping inflation is everyone tuning in for some late night action on the island where the first SEC team to play this season has travelled to take on the Rainbow Warriors. Soak it in folks because sadly January will be here before we know it and Alabama will have #19 (get your future bet in now).
Been too long since I’ve been able to say this but let’s have a day. Spaghetti and meatballs let’s get funky roll tide.
NEBRASKA VS NORTHWESTERN U 51.5
This game going the be 🅱️isgusting. We got the possibly worst teams in the big 10, playing in Dublin Ireland, jet lagged, hungover from Guinness (these boys are midwestern they definitely drink the darkest beers possible), and I think it’s going to rain today somebody check that for me. The score in this one might be 8-3. It’s going to be terrible. I cannot wait to watch this.
UCONN +25.5 VS UTAH STATE
Hearing the name UConn gives me nightmares. I got got with a “can anyone tell me what school is in Storrs, CN?” “UConn” “UCONN SUGONDESE BALLZ BB”. Was scarring. I still haven’t recovered fr. This is a Stockholm syndrome pick for me (also Utah state plays the tide next weekend so this is a huge look ahead let down slot for them).
HAWAII +9.5 VS VANDY
This really is the game of the day imo. We got this at 10:30 PM and is going to be the best way to end a Saturday. This Manti Teo doc has me looking at Hawaii in a completely different way than I used to. I thought it was peaceful and everyone was nice and then I learnt who Rannaya was. Disavow. This is an Anti Rannaya website now. That being said it’s good to know the rainbow warriors have the ability to be that cutthroat. I think they keep it close with Vandy and make this +9.5 a winner for them. Also if I have the choice to bet on Polynesians (great sauce) vs Nerds (no sauce) then I’m gonna take the team that has more Samoan sleeves Uce. DEFEND THE ISLAND