CFB NATION, WEEEEE’RRRRRRRE BAAAAAAACK. Been quite the off-season but the time has come to violently cheer for your favorite assortment of 18-23 year olds and place your entire self worth on children. Truly the best time of the year. What’s even better is picking other groups of them to bet money on. You never know if the quarterback failed an Econ 101 test yesterday and he can’t think straight enough to read a cover 2. Or a tight end who just got broken up with by some alpha chi who has no respect for athletics. Why not put some of what very little disposable income I have on some Saturday FCS action?

NC STATE -12.5 VS ECU

I don’t understand how this line is as thin as it is. We ride with the Wolfpack. This is my lock of the day. ECU got nothing on the pack. 🔒🔒

OHIO STATE -17.5 VS NOTRE DAME

Today, IT DOESNT MATTER WTF A BUCKEYE IS. They will bury Notre dame. I think this is actually my lock of the day. Kinda just love the board. CJ Stroud will ball and Notre dame will be mourned just like Lenny Kakua (on that topic all my homies hate Rannaya). Lock it up.

PARLAY OF THE DAY

BAMA 1H -26.5

This the easiest bet of the week every week

OREGON UGA UNDER 53.5

Bo Pix vs Great Clips has gotta go under

UTAH FLORIDA UNDER 51.5

Florida gonna win this game

BEST PICK OF THE DAY

BAMA -41.5

Have to bet this. Roll Tide. #19 inbound. I think I’m more confident in this than I was Tennessee the other night. Heisman winner coming back with the best player in the country on the other side of the ball with the greatest coach of all time playing TF State to kickoff the season? Thank you for the free moolah. Tide by 1000.

Spaghetti and meatballs. Let’s get funky. Roll tide. Spaghetti and meatballs.