The Writers

Coach Paul

“The perfect combination of intelligence and insanity.”

Big bodied. A loyalist to Southern football and Bogey Golf. Usually wearing a cutoff T shit and short shorts. Tide, Panthers, Caps. Chicks Dig the Long Ball.

Willy D.

Carry the fight to our opponent and keep it there for 60 minutes” – Gen. Robert Neyland.

Twitter junkie who follows SEC Football religiously. Vols, Braves, Falcons. Yep …. Elite stuff. Save Ferris.

Dr. Carv

I ain’t never been nothin but a winner” – Paul “Bear” Bryant

Pretty tall so I like basketball. Feel like the majority of hoops content on here will come from me. LeBron<Jordan. Die hard Tide and Braves fan. I love the Falcons, but they don’t love me. Born in the south, raised in a cave…you know the rest.

Couch QB

“Always remember…Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David” – Shug Jordan

High school state championship quarterback (3rd string, freshman) so I know what it takes to win at the elite level so my sports takes are valid. University of Tennessee Alum. Unapologetic SEC bias. College and NFL football enthusiast.

Big Rick

All Scandinavians feel a tiny bit self-conscious, of which I’m one – Mike Leach

Big guy with bigger takes. If you want to become homeless, take my gambling advice. I have been cursed with being a Tennessee fan. I know way more than I should about soccer.

Jim Bob Scooter

“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.” – Jimmy Demaret 

Graduated college without honors. Had a tweet featured on The Paul Finebaum Show that one time. Lifelong fan of whoever the Yankees are playing. Strengths: IQ, Speed, Strength. Room for Improvement: Height.

Big Ben

“Did you call bank?”  “I called game!” – The Truth

Back to back state champion in basketball so that is my claim to fame. Would die for the Celtics and Red Sox. I started sports gambling this year so do not tell my parents. Ronaldo>Messi, Tim Duncan>Kobe. DEAL WITH IT.