What a better way to celebrate the beginning to college football returning than with a SLAM DUNK HAMMER DOWN CASH IN on the ALL DAY PARLAY. 6-1 Odds and we rode that pony all the way to the bank ladies and gentlemen.
So allow me to congratulate all those who hopped on last week for a beautiful coronation into the 2021 CFB Gambling season, and to also to congratulate you, our loyal reader, on stumbling upon the greatest gold mine of Lokks you will find on the internet. I hope you like free money, because Coach Gon Give it To Ya (RIP DMX). It’s a packed weekend of college football and we are in nirvana. Let’s get down to business.
Week 1 Lokks
San Jose St +14.5 vs USC
Clay Helton with USC is on a perpetual hot seat in LA. He understands that he needs to produce and has pressure beating down on him from every angle. Dude is a straight up head case and I look forward to having him as an analyst in Tuscaloosa soon. San Jose St is coming off of one of their best years of College football ever going 7-1 last year with a top ranked defense in the country. But this year is different right? WRONG. The Spartans are returning damn near every single one of their starters from last year thanks to the Corona bros and Tweetle Dumbass running the NCAA. Regardless, the Spartans are poised for a big game and have the experience to keep a calm head through it all.
Duke -6 vs UNC Charlotte
UNC Charlotte was 2-6 last year… they lost to virtually eveyrone but Diet Gatorade State University. Duke is not good, don’t get me wrong. but Duke has enough talent offensively to put up 28 points. Every game that UNC Charlotte lost last year, they were blown out and didn’t hit 20 points. Pitchforks Up.
THE ALL DAY PARLAY
The return of the greatest bet in sports. We’re here for round two with your bookie and we’re not backing down. My calculations have ran the numbers, and this bet will give you the best chance of winning while also giving you a full day of tension and adrenaline with bets in every time slot. LETS GET THIS BREAD.
12:00 ET Penn State +5.5 vs Wisconsin
5:00 ET San Jose St +14.5 vs USC
8:30 ET Illinois ML vs UTSA
Pay out 4.5:1
Chicks Dig the Long Ball.