Welcome my friends, welcome to the next best 4 months of your lvies to be drowning in the beautiful chaos that is college football. A mixture of overconfident primal athletic specimen of human strength combined with hard nose wild scrappy dawgs with everything in the world to play for. there’s no way to predict the outcome, no way to know where the ball will bounce and who will end up victorious, except for this. This is the only way to know. What is this? Its your week one bonafide slobberknockers locks and the all day parlay. Lets get to work.

Week 1 Locks

NC State vs Eastern Carolina under 52 (1U)

NC State will be repping one of the best defensive lines in the country this year and many people are expecting this game to be close. That D line will be able to cut through the pirate offensive line with ease and cause issues all day so if its close, it’ll be a low scoring affair.

Appalachian State +1.5 vs North Carolina (2U)

What a game. Kudos to Mack Brown for making an effort for Carolina to play more schools within their state, but inviting yourself into little brothers house is a bold move. This game has been sold out for months and App State sees this as their chance to finally deliver a punch to the ”better than you” fans in their state (i live here, i see it all the time) App State is ready for a fight that I’m not sure the tarheels have the will or power to answer.

Ohio State -17 vs Notre Dame (MAX PLAY)

Lets be honest, this season is primed for Ohio State vs Alabama to meet in the national championship, and Ohio State will be the first up to show the country that years of consistent top tier recruiting and having the most explosive offense in the country means you can kick a bunch of Catholic Nerds’ asses. The Irish are a good team, but the buckeyes are in a different stratosphere. If you don’t believe me ask yourself how many Notre Dame players you can name right now. Exactly. None. Get rekt Irish.

The ALL DAY PARLAY

12:00 Maryland Vs Buffalo UNDER 65

3:00 USF +11.5 vs BYU

9:30 Oregon State ML vs Boise State

Payout 5:1

Chicks dig the long ball.