Good morning all my ghouls and gremlins. Allow me to be the first to say, congratulations to my fellow owner of IMR, Doc on his engagement. His to be wife is quite relieved this morning as we all are. Wanna know how he put such a fat rock on her finger? He’s a gambling god. And he puts the bank on the all day parlay. Do you wanna be able to afford an absolute boulder to put on your special ladies finger? Maybe you should do the same. Let’s break it down.

Week 11 Locks

Purdue +6.5 vs Illinois

Illinois has been on a grind underneath the warpig Brett Bilemma the last few weeks. However Purdue still has elite WRs that have NFL potential going up against a smaller inferior secondary of the Illini. I expect a great sleepy game that will be a bore to watch but still come down to the wire. Purdue likely losing driving down the field trying to set up a game winning/tie-ing field goal.

Oregon -11.5 vs Washington

Does Oregon have a chance to make the playoffs? Yes. But in order to do so they need to start absolutely laying the wood to some teams. A one loss Oregon Pac12 champion and a one loss Tennessee; who makes the playoffs? Oregon knows they need to beat the shit out of Washington in order to make their case and they have the weapons to do so. Time to run up the score.

UCF +1.5 vs Tulane

The green wave is a paper tiger. UCF is more than competent on both sides of the ball and overall are a more complete and better coached team. Malzahn is known for thriving in his second year of a program so this is his Cu De Gras. Maybe Auburn should think about hiring the up and coming star in Orlando.

The ALL DAY PARLAY

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12:00 Liberty -13.5 vs UCONN

3:30 Michigan -30.5 vs Nebraska

7:00 Georgia vs Miss St OVER 52.5

Payout 6:1.
Chicks dig the long ball. And Doc has the longest ball today. Congratulations again my friend. Love you brother.