Man do we have some BANGERS on the television today. Jailor vs Oklahoma. UGA vs Tennessee. Ohio state vs Purdue. AM vs Ole Piss. NC State vs Wake. BANGERS. And to kick it all off we got the Tide taking on the New Mexico school for the deaf and blind. Doesn’t get better than this. Get your chili pots stirring. Get your spiked apple cider ready. Few hot toddy’s here and there. Buy some GMEX crypto. We going to space. Boots and jeans —> on. Shower—> commenced. More boots and jeans—>😈
LOX:
RUTGAS +7 VS INDIANA
Road dawgs with low totals. It’s a system bet. And also…YA FAMILY. YA RELIGION. RUTGAS FOOTBALL. Sing us a song you’re the Schiano man.
NORTHWESTERN +24.5 VS WISCO
Road dawgs with low totals. System play. WTF IS A BADGER?????
BAYLOR +4 VS OKLAHOMA
Really just can’t bet on Oklahoma. Caleb Williams. Spencer Rattler. Don’t matter. Dave Arranda gonna have Lincoln Riley’s brain in a figure 4 leg lock. Take the extra 4 points just in case. Make or break game for me betting on Baylor. Think this is the first time I’ve bet on them since uhhhhh ya. 😬
NEW FREEZER TEASER
Like KDot said “I milly rock when I get that advance” and this is your advance for this pay period. I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired of these teasers not hitting. That’s why we picking only winners today. I been in the lab all week putting this together. Say your prayers, wear your lucky shirts, do your part and make this hit.
WVU +12.5 VS KANSAS ST
I like this number a lot and I don’t think either of these teams are that good. Should be a good way to kick the teaser off. That said John Denver sus.
MINNESOTA +10.5 VS IOWA
Gophers getting feisty today. Also system play. Heavy bet conference game and we taking the dawg.
MICHIGAN STATE -5.5 VS MARYLAND
Get right game for Michigan State. And also Maryland isn’t very good sorry Little Tua and Coach Locks
UT +26.5 VS UGA
UT wins outright. Sprinkle it moneyline. Henson Hooker is a sick name and he’s got it feelin like 98 out here.
OHIO STATE VS PURDUE UNDER 71.5
I think Ohio state wins this but it’s tight and Purdue keeps the score down.
ARKANSAS +3.5 VS LSU
Let’s have a Satday. Make some money and delete some beers. Time to get funky. Spaghetti and meatballs. Roll Tide.