Competition is what drives life further. It’s what keeps us from becoming complacent. It’s what pushes evolution, it pushes individuals to better themselves to thrive. Through competition, our world becomes a more efficient and wonderful place. And the lighter fluid to throw on the fire of competition, is hate. Hate pushes you more than any temptation ever could. Hate pushes you to draw from a depths of pools of strength you never knew you had. Hate can captivate you and morph you into a creature that’s stayed docile inside of you for years. Hate is what fuels this world to change. And Hate is what we have on the field today.
Oh you thought I meant rivalry hate? Alabama vs Lee County hate? Nah I’m talking about how much your bookie is gonna hate you after we cash win after win after win today. Let’s get this bread.
Week 13 Locks
Kentucky +8.5 vs Louisville
Louisville is ranked in the top 10. And they are the biggest paper tiger in the top 25. They have the easiest schedule and will struggle to move against this heavy suffocating Kentucky D. Expect the ball to stay on the ground in this low scoring affair.
LSU -12.5 vs Tex A&M
LSU’s single goal the last few games of the season has been to get Jayden Daniels the Heisman. They are going to pump his numbers as much as they can. A&M has no drive and their star WR has up and quit the team. LSU. Not even gonna be close.
Jacksonville State -3 vs New Mexico State
Stop me if you’ve heard this before. Underdog out of nowhere gets a huge surprise upset. Underdog celebrates, underdog parties, underdog sees their names in the news all week, all the girls want to hang with the underdog all night long. Underdog drinks. Underdog drinks too much. Underdog gets hungover. Underdog walks on field next week. Underdog gets their asses kicked. Hangover game for the aggies against Rich Rodriguez.
Bonus Pick: Florida Gators +6.5
We need some chaos. And this bonus pick does not count against my record if it loses, because it’s a bonus pick and that’s what those mean.
The All Day Parlay:
12:00 Indiana vs Purdue UNDER 53.5
3:30 Minnesota vs Wisconsin UNDER 43.5
7:00 Florida vs FSU OVER 49
The Poppy Parlay
I am here down in Florida today and Poppy is saying that he really hates the board this week. I am begging him to give the people what they want but this is TBD.
