RIP to the peppermint parlay. Literally cannot believe that it lost. +2000 bets always hit? Browns got hosed but that’s why we don’t pick winners only spreads. What’s the point of Christmas money if you don’t go ahead and bet it today? I’m having a hard time writing this Bc my mom will not stop talking to me so let’s just get into picks. Cannot focus right now. Gootness gracious. Side note. Monday night football gonna be incredible tmo. We are TuAnon. Expect us.

LOX

VEGAS PK VS DENVER

Drew Lock starting for Denver and Vegas is somehow a pick em? Miss me with that. Rrrrrrrrrrraidas.

FOOTBALL TEAM VS DALLAS UNDER 46.5

Dallas is already in the playoffs so I could see them treating this like a preseason game. Let the starters build you a small lead and then chill. Washington can’t score anymore which is big sad.

BEARS +7 VS SEATTLE

😬😬😬. Idk about this one big man. Public money is all over Seattle. As in 99% of money wagered on this game is on Seattle. When they zig we zag. Run it up.

LITTLE CAESAR TEASER

CAROLINA VS TAMPA UNDER 51

Carolina cannot score. It doesn’t matter who their QB is they will get shutout.

PHILLY -4.5 VS NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS

Time to bet on my quarterback. Also the giants are trash.

VIKINGS +4.5 VS RAMS

Do the rams kinda suck now? Yes. Easy money

JETS VS JAGS UNDER 49.5

I mean come on. How are you gonna not bet the under here.

BEARS +13 VS SEATTLE

Again 😬😬😬 we gon see. This would be the one to swap out if you’re nervy.

DALLAS -2 VS FOOTBALL TEAM

Dallas wins this game by a touchdown at least. Sorry Washington Football Team.