In this world, you die twice. Once when you actually die, and when your name is spoken for the last time. In gambling you lose twice, once when you are on a cold streak, and again when you decide to stop betting.

And I ain’t dying today. Who cares if it’s a little chilly out? Today is a new day and we about to catch fire with the intensity of one million suns

Week 3 Locks

Kansas State -3.5 vs Mizzou

Don’t overthink this. This is one of the favorites to win the Big12 vs a bottom 4 team in the SEC. Being only favored by a field goal is an insult enough and the Cats gonna be up by 10 with the ball in the start of the 4th.

Iowa Team Over 35 vs Western Michigan

Iowa OC (and head coaches son) Brian Ferentz has a contract obligation to average 25 Points per game otherwise he gets fired. So far they are averaging 23.5 PPG. Brian needs to put up numbies to keep his job and this is one of the few easy games they have to do it this year. They’re going to run it up.

Penn State -14 vs Illinois

Drew Allar. If you haven’t heard the name yet, you will soon. The man is a lightning bolt of a QB who is fighting to earn his way to New York City for the Heisman ceremony. Penn State has a real playoff chance but their gauntlet of Big 10 play is kicking off soon and this is their tune up game. Lions easy.

The ALL DAY PARLAY

We were robbed of our ADP last week in the wee hours of the night because Stanford decided to screw around and forget that football is a contact sport. So how do we get back? We double our units on this week’s ADP.

12:00 Iowas State ML vs Ohio

7:30 Pitt vs WVU Over 47.5

10:30 Colorado St vs Colorado Over 62.5

Payout 5.3:1

Deion and The Backyard Brawl in the same day

The POPPY PARLAY

Just got off the phone with poppy. He said “I’ve been in Biloxi for two days, and I’ve been losing money. But, I’ve already had my breakfast, I’m about to go on a walk, and I’m going to win so much money watching football today. Life is great.” Poppy is going with all underdogs today and we are riding hard. Life is great.

Boston College + 25.5 vs FSU

Old Dominion + 13.5 vs Wake Forest

Miss St +9.5 vs LSU

Georgia Tech +17.5 vs Ole Miss

Payout 10:1!!!

Chicks Dig the Long Ball.