In the words of Caesar Himself, “Gambling is hard.” And some weeks the books will chop block your legs from you and leave you lying in the dirt. Some weekends we get kicked you in the teeth. And when you punch us back, we’re going to smile at you. And when you knock us down, we’re going to get up. And on the way up, we’re going to bite a kneecap off. And we’re going to stand up and then it’s going to take two more shots to knock us down. And on the way up, we’re going to take your other kneecap. And we’re going to get up and then it’s going to take three shots to get us down. And when we do, we’re gonna take another hunk out of you. Before long, we’re going to be the last one standing. That’s going to be the mentality. Let’s get this bread

Week 3 Locks

Purdue +7.5 vs Notre Dame

Facts: Under Jeff Brohm, Purdue is 7-1 as a road underdog against the spread.

More facts: Notre Dame Offensive line = swiss cheese sandwich.

More facts: Purdue’s best unit is their defensive line, they run 6 deep of elite boogeymen.

More facts: If you aint got hogs, you aint gonna feast. Boilermakers all day.

Oklahoma -22.5 vs Nebraska

A great reminder in how far Nebraska has fallen. What would have been the game of the year decades ago is now a game that Lincoln Riley could sit his starters at the half. But he won’t. He remembers that the Tulane game is still fresh on everyone’s mind and he needs to rid of it. You saw the beatdown they delivered last week, get ready for the same intensity all game long. And Scott Frost, nice knowing you.

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