Folks. Games start in like 30 mins we gotta get this one out to the masses asap. Getting to use FanDuel today (shoutout no free shoutouts). And I’m on a bachelor party with some of our loyal constituents. Playing golf rn. Really more like playing click, shiiiiiiit but we’re having a good time. Weird cart girl but good brekkie burritos. What more can you ask for. Lezze le bon temps rouler.

NEBRASKA +11 VS OKLAHOMA

Huge bounce back spot for Nebraska since they’ve sucked for 14 years and now have a coach that’s gonna turn it around. Also their coach was qb at Nebraska and an Oklahoma player broke his leg on a dirty play and ended his career. He’s gonna try and kill them.

BYU OREGON OVER 58.5

Queen Elizabeth II Over of the year part 2. The Mormons have gotta do it eventually.

LSU +2.5 VS MS STATE

I’m in Nola so I contractually have to bet this. It’s in the Airbnb lease.

THE XANDERSON BRÜÜÜL “THIS IS MY ONLY BET OF THE WEEKEND” PARLAY

GA TECH +16.5 VS OLE MISS

The rambling wreck gave clemson all they could ask for and aside from a few freak plays hung right in there with a top 5 team. Jaxxon Dart also sux and I now hate ole miss. Down with the rebs. Also a home game for tech. Take the 16.5.

PENN STATE -2.5 VS ARBURH

I mean come on. Idc who penn state has at qb but he cannot be worse than Finley. 2.5 points in college is also basically mL. Let’s ride.

UGA -14 1H VS SCAR

Easy. Uga unfortunately rlly good and south cackalaxky still a little ways away. Dogs go barking.