My friends, welcome to the greatest football weekend of recent memory. Welcome to a morning of waking Titans preparing for triumphant battle. Welcome to 15 hours of monster mashing, behemoth battling, Goliath gauntlet of a college football Saturday. WELCOME TO THE START OF THE REAL DAMN FOOTBALL SEASON.
Today has the most ranked v ranked matchups since 2015….that’s 8 years. And to make this day even better, we’ve got a slate of plays guaranteed to give you FREE MONEY. Cause just like the real season starts today on the field, the real gambling season starts today as well. Let’s get this bread.
Week 4 Locks
Arkansas +17.5 vs LSU
A game usually on one of the last weekends of the year finds its way to be an SEC opener. Arkansas strength is its running game and the most experience QB in the league in KJ Jefferson. LSU is still trying to figure out how to use their middle Line Backer Harold Perkins who’s been lost all season and are out their other starting linebacker Omar Speights. Always a close game and look for Arkansas to keep it that way.
Oregon -20.5 vs Colorado
Colorado has made its season off of taking every comment personally and rallying their team around a common enemy. Coach Prime has been all week about how “personal” this game is to him. The answer? Crickets. Buffs know they are outmatched this game and therefor are being eerily quiet.
Florida State -1.5 vs Clemson
Clemson has struggled since the Duke game to get anything going offensively. Their most prized and experienced offensive weapon, rn will Shipley has yet to score a touchdown this season. FSU may not make it pretty, but they will get it done by at least a field goal
The ALL DAY PARLAY
12:00 Florida State -1.5 vs Clemson
4:00 Oklahoma Stat vs Iowa State O 36.5
8:00 North Carolina v Pitt O 50
Payout 6:1
THE POPPY PARLAY
Every weak, we come down to just 1 game off. But Poppy is back from Biloxi and has been given whispers from the gambling gods. If you believe in the gambling gods, then this parlay is destined to make your wallet fat and happy (but I hate the clemson play)
Alabama -7
Clemson +2
Louisville -14
Chicks dig the Long Ball.