A crazy end to Friday night Colorado Stanford brings the start of Spooky Season in College Football. It’s time for all the ghouls and goblins to come out to play and the haunting of your bookie to see another day. We got picks on picks like we’re giving out candy, so get your mind right, and gamble like a man-dy? Oof. Backstory there. Regardless let’s get this bread.

Week 7 Locks

Northern Illinois +6.5 vs Ohio

I know what you’re thinking, coach, what do you know about these two teams? The answer is I know enough to bet the goddamn house on the huskies tonight. Trust your coach and rake this one in. BIG.

Pitt +7.5 vs Louisville

Hangover game for Louisville plus the hook for Pitt. Love the line for a sleepy Cardinal team

Texas A&M +3 vs Tennessee

A&M has an elite elite pass rush and Tennessee QB Joe Milton has a 29% pass completion when under pressure. Low scoring game that aggies keep close

The ALL DAY PARLAY

Time for us to rack up our first back to back ADP winners of the year.

12:00 Syracuse +18.5 vs FSU

3:30 Washington v Oregon O 67

7:00 Washington State -7.5 vs Arizona

payout 6:1

The Poppy Parlay

Poppy is back in the promised land of Biloxi Mississippi this week so he didn’t need to text me his bets this week so I’ll leave you with some words of advice from the gambling master:

“If I can’t drink, gamble, or watch football, I’d just rather die.”

Chicks dig the long ball.