For football fans there is a term that sends shivers down your spine and goosebumps ripple across your body. Two words that tell you that shits about to get real and wins become losses and losses become wins. Witching Hour. We are now entering the Witching Hour of the college football playoff season. Teams with hope will see that fade before their very eyes. Underdogs clinging to undefeated seasons will fight tooth and nail to keep the trophy in sight. The college football season is entering prime October mode and we’re here to capitalize on every goddamn play. Let’s get this bag.
Week 8 Locks:
South Carolina +7.5 vs Mizzou
USC has their back up against the wall as they are now 2-4 following a crushing last minute comeback loss to the gators. If Shane Beamer has nothing else, he’s got heart and buy in from his guys to show up when times get rough. Take last years upset wins against Tennessee and Clemson. These boys show up for Shane when nothing else seems to be going their way and that streak starts back up tonight. South Carolina. Big money.
Arizona State +27.5 vs Washington
Washington is by far the better team here and Penix is the favorite to win the Heisman. But Washington just had an emotional win vs Oregon last week and have an absolute gauntlet on the horizon on their schedule. This game isn’t close but ASU hung with USC and I expect them to stay within the number easy here.
Ohio State -4.5 vs Penn State
Ohio State is learning how to play on the big stage again and James Franklin for Penn State is 1-14 all time vs Michigan and Ohio State. The media is telling you this will be a close game to get the numbers but a hometown Buckeye team can easily get ahead and stay ahead in this one.
The ALL DAY PARLAY
Never in my life have I felt more confident about a parlay to carry us to victory throughout the whole day. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
12:00 UCF +17.5 vs Oklahoma
3:30 Wisconsin ML vs Illinois
7:00 Old Dominion +7.5 vs App State
Payout 11:2
The Poppy Parlay
The master is back from Biloxi and absolutley raked in karma from the gambling gods. Some are saying this parlay is destiny. And I agree with them
Alabama -9 vs Tennessee
Auburn +7.5 vs Ole Miss
Wake Forest PK vs Pitt
Payout 6:1
Closing Thoughts
Bets aside, The University of Tennessee is a collective group of classless hillbillies who you can find working at your local Park or DMV. Those toothless buffoons deserve every bit of pain and suffering that is coming their way as Saban and the Alabama Defense will send Milton and the rest of that putrid fan base back to the Shadow Realm for another 15 years. Congrats on your win last year. Don’t ever forget it. Because we won’t. Roll Damn Tide.
