Halloweenie Teasie lol. This is sick. About to embark on my new Saturday and Sunday tradition of waking up and driving to Virginia before kickoff to put in my lox. Only question is do I do costume before the drive or after the drive? Being Ted freaking Lasso for Halloween bc sometimes you just gotta believe (that all your bets will hit) and also because the man has drip and a mustache. Also on a personal note I have been on an absolute heater lately. The Braves are spanking the trashstros. It’s St. Nick’s bday tomorrow. Laissez les bons temps rouler!
WISCONSIN -3 VS IOWA
This line WILD which makes this a “🤔” system play. This is if “would be so crazy if we kissed rn…unless haha” was a bet and I kinda feel like you have to take it even tho Coach and Florida man disagree. Not here to make friends tho. Badgers by 3.
MICHIGAN STATE +4 VS MICHIGAN
Mel Tucker is my guy. It’s been a few weeks but that video of him talking to his team in the locker room still gets me fired up. Michigan State also keeps dog walking everyone they play and I feel like they’ve rarely been a favorite this year. Strength of the Spartan is the warrior by his side. Spartan Swag. GSG4L. Might even sprinkle some money line
TEXAS TECH +19 vs OKLAHOMA
I hate this! This bet makes me wanna Jean Ralphio Saperstein all over the place. BUT. Guns up time ladies and gentlemen. Burn the boats. Texas Tech just axed their coach and nobody gets a dog growling more than an interim coach. Also Oklahoma is ass city. Most overrated team and program in the history of college football. Lock Lincoln Riley in the equipment closet and throw away the key. Do it for Duggs. Red Raiders +19 all day.
HALLOWEENIE TEASIE
WAKE -10 VS PUKE
FSU +16 VS CLEMPSON
UCLA +13 VS UTAH
MIZZOU -10 VS VANDY
KENTUCKY +8 VS MISSISSIPPI STATE
OHIO STATE -13 VS PENN STATE
Bonus pick is that the Braves will win the World Series or I’m not a doctor. Also UGA kills Florida today. Kirby a dummy but Danny Mullen a bigger dummy. Put your costume on. Put your jeans and boots on. Hop in the shower. Happy satday. Lezgit funky and don’t forget rule #1