If there is one thing for certain in college football, is that nothing is certain. We took a break, had to take a little vacation around the world with all the fat stacks the All Day Parlay has been rolling in for us. And hey, sometimes you gotta take some you time. And now it’s time to take the bookies dime. We’ve got Lokks. We’ve got the ADP. We’ve got free money to hand out like trick or treating at Penn State. Let’s get it.

Week 9 Lokks

Ohio State -18.5

news flash. Ohio state is good at football. Like significantly better than the entire big 10. And what did we learn last week? Penn State is trash. And their head coach is so distracted by the open job market that he can’t even remember who they’re playing this week. This is a buzz saw and it’ll get messy.

Wisconsin Iowa Under 37

Is this line low? Yeah. Is this like stupidly low? Yeah. Do these teams play offense? No. Do they enjoy scoring points? Hell no. This game is lucky to see three TDs. Would be a struggle to watch this game but I’ll give it my best.

The ALL DAY PARLAY

12:00 Iowa +3 va Wisconsin

4:00 Wake Forest -17 vs Duke

7:00 Ole Miss vs Auburn Over 66

6:1 Payout. Big bucks for the big Boys. Chicks dig the long ball