WHEELS VS DOORS? DOESNT MATTER HOOPS LOCKS

March 12, 2022
This how we looking at the board today

4-3 yesterday! All you gotta do is win one more than you lose. We ballin. That said I’m out of shape gambling wise and I’m a little stressed ab keeping this rolling. Also I’m skiing today and boy do you mountains look blue today. Because of that, we got the bunny, green, blue, black, and double black plays of the day. Let’s get into it.

BUNNY PLAY

PURDUE -6.5 VS MICHIGAN STATE

I tried to find a purdue gif but nothing ab that school is exciting. Besides Jayden Ivey.

January. February. Izzo. Sike. Purdue in a blowout. Jayden Ivey is like that. Purdue also has their two monsters in the paint (they can’t play together but it’s still cool they have 2 7 footers) and again. Jayden Ivey is like that. I feel bad betting against Rocket Watts but here we are. Jayden Ivey that good.

GREEN PLAY

ARKANSAS -5.5 VS AM

Pretend this is an AM logo

The runs gotta end at some point and Arkansas is unfortunately, forreal good. JD Notae similarly to Jayden Ivey, is like that. I don’t love analytics, other than the midrange being horrible analytics, and I am a huge “that boy nice” viewer of basketball. JD Notae is nice. You gotta bet on coaches in tournaments too and I trust the Muss bus more than the Buzz bus. Arkansas with a good cover. Shoutout panini.

BLUE PLAY

KENTUCKY -3 VS TENNESSEE

How we not betting on big blue in the Blue Play? Also, I hate Tennessee basketball. I think Rick Barnes is a great man. He’s got a great personality. That’s all I’ll say about him. Coach Cal is the Tommy Shelby of college hoops. The antihero, the evil you know. And everyone loves Tommy Shelby. Arthur is TyTy and John is Oscar Tshiebwe. Let’s get it. Cats by 90.

BLACK PLAY

CORNELL +6 VS PRINCETON

Nerds. I have a guy on my mens league team that went to Cornell. Shoutout Mike. That’s all I gotta say ab this one.

DOUBLE BLACK DIAMOND PLAY

KANSAS -2.5 VS TEXAS TECH

This game👏Is going👏To be👏SICK. This is one I’m definitely gonna have to hop off the slopes and watch. Both of these teams are legit title contenders. I think Kansas is legit the co-best team in the country right alongside Kentucky. I cannot wait for this game. Texas Tech plays such good defense. Their coach is a badass. He no showed Chris Beard at the airport when he was supposed to go to texas with him and took the head coaching job. But. He’s not that man Bill MF SELF. THEY AINT GOT NO REMY MARTIN. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK. Wow I am stoked for this game. Let’s go. Have a great day everyone. Cross your fingers I don’t blow out my knee.

BONUS PICK

UCLA ML VS ARIZONA

I just wanted to put some more Bill Walton content in here. Also I gotta keep the UCLA train rolling.